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General Banter / Rolling Road Day

« on: January 05, 2006, 02:20:20 am »

Right guys...

Im planning on running the dyno day at Engine Advantages down in essex (just off the a12, dead easy to find)

It will  be the on Sunday 26th February at 9am

Costs will be  £30 per car run on the dyno.

So.. I need to limit to 30 cars really, with maybe 1 or 2 standby's incase someone cant make it..

The axle power limit of the dyno is 535hp so that may rule out some of you its your own fault

This invitation is open to other car clubs to so the list will have to be compiled on a first come first served basis.  If there are a lot of people who want to run, i may stretch the event over 2 weekends, that way everyone will get a run

Please only put your name down if you can definately come.  

If you post your interest in the day below I shall start the list compliation.

Many thanks

EDGE

Edit... Ian, ive added you on the other list..

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4327

General Banter / mini babybell

« on: January 04, 2006, 05:50:03 am »

you can eat the wax it comes in too... only in very small quantites, and you have to be REALLY hungry...

twice ok.... just twice..

EDGE

4328

General Banter / Items For Sale

« on: December 29, 2005, 12:47:34 am »

what ya got mr page ......

EDGE

4329

Questions and Queries / Belt Squeaking. Help!

« on: December 23, 2005, 06:47:42 am »

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gotcha

EDGE

4330

General Banter / Merry Chrismas, in a publicly acceptable way...

« on: December 23, 2005, 06:46:40 am »

lol.... you 'ho ho hoing' again

EDGE

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General Banter / Merry Chrismas, in a publicly acceptable way...

« on: December 22, 2005, 11:00:15 pm »

POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONAL GREETING


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious and/or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.


AND


A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country, or is the only country with a rich cultural
diversity) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.


SUPPLEMENTARY TERMS AND CONDITIONS


By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Please accept with no obligation:

Love (where appropriate) or else "fondly" or "thanks".

EDGE

4332

Questions and Queries / Belt Squeaking. Help!

« on: December 22, 2005, 09:35:00 pm »

the problem with spraying wd40 on it is that all your doing is increasing the slipping, but you cant hear it...

if you empty 1/4 of a tin of belt-slip on the inside and outside of the offending belt it will be ok.  THe stuff chemically reacts with the rubber making is slightly tacky so it wont slip...

doesnt last more than 3 months though... so buy a few tins

EDGE

4333

General Banter / Urinal Ettiquette Test...

« on: December 22, 2005, 09:31:34 pm »

Quoting: FUBAR

1.)

|__| x |__| x |__|__| (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


NUMBER 6

2.)

|_x_|__|__|__|__|__| (Urinal 1 occupied.)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


NUMBER 6

3.)

|__|__|__|__|__|__| (empty)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

WHICHEVER IS FURTHEST FROM THE DOOR


4.)

|__| x |__| x |__| x | (2, 4 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


TURN AROUND AND LOOK FOR A BEN GARZI

5.)

|__| x |__|__| x | x | (2, 5 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

AS ABOVE

6.)

| x | x |__|__| x | x | (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

RUN AWAY, THEY'RE SETTING YOU UP

Answera above matey

EDGE

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General Banter / Lazy Bastd!!

« on: December 22, 2005, 09:28:07 pm »

i was awake for over 44 hours last week....in one stretch.... damn work....

then i only slept for 5 hours....

you wanna have a good excuse boyo....

EDGE

4335

General Banter / the new arrival is home...

« on: December 19, 2005, 12:13:13 am »

very pretty...
EDGE

4336

General Banter / so who's coming to the north london meet tomorow then ???

« on: December 10, 2005, 06:12:40 pm »

except for Phil-the milagege whore-O and Mary...

any of you ugly lot gracing us... starts at 11.30 tomorow....ends at krispy kremes...

need i say more ...

EDGE

4337

Projects / Dean's Humber Project

« on: December 10, 2005, 06:10:31 pm »

hey... im an engineer too.....and i wouldnt trust me

EDGE

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General Banter / Barn Saturday Dec 10th

« on: December 10, 2005, 07:05:21 am »

Hang on a cotton picking minute...
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there's a barn

EDGE

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General Banter / ESCORT - PICTURES !!!

« on: December 10, 2005, 02:41:35 am »

what a waste of a perfectly good car...

EDGE

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General Banter / Oh how things change

« on: December 08, 2005, 07:47:26 am »

lol... anyone in particular ?

EDGE

4341

General Banter / Never Fear...EDGE Is Here !!!

« on: November 08, 2005, 05:30:08 am »

And you lot thought you'd escaped from me over here... with your own forum

anyways...

HELLO

EDGE