Author Topic: Update on the Chav'scort, Now including redneck automotive tips to keep it on the road  (Read 6208 times)

55starchief

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Did you ask carl about getting you some of this?

As for chavscorts figured mine was due a wash seeing as its been over a year out with the powerwasher and goodbye to the rear qtr panel seems the dreaded tin worm has taken a liking to the top of the arch oh well it can stay like that. Did give the old girl a polish as the paint was a little dull so now it kinda all looks the same color might even look at a service in the new year

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Quoting: 55starchief
ut with the powerwasher and goodbye to the rear qtr pane


DOH!!

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Surely the RK Chavscort can't still be alive

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Surely the RK Chavscort can't still be alive


She's bleeding coolant and oil badly, but he has her on regular transfusions....

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She's bleeding coolant and oil badly, but he has her on regular transfusions....




UPDATE !

She passed 139,000 miles a couple of days ago . . . . !

She's only a few miles from achieving (unbelieveably) 23,000 miles in my ownership (PhilO will tell you that's around 35-40,000 miles without an oil change).

She's over-heated twice this week due to lack of water so -

Regarding the water leak . . . . I finally decided to do a little mythbusting and roughly crushed about a level dessert spoon full of black pepper corns . . . .

So far, and this could be coincidence, it appears to have actually slowed the leak . . . maybe even stopped it (but this is hard to tell with the rain).


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Regarding the water leak . . . . I finally decided to do a little mythbusting and roughly crushed about a level dessert spoon full of black pepper corns . . . .

So far, and this could be coincidence, it appears to have actually slowed the leak . . . maybe even stopped it (but this is hard to tell with the rain).





you are a true redneck god bless you sir

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Well, if pepper don't work, egg whites are next . . .

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Well, if pepper don't work, egg whites are next . . .



automotive cooking with roadkill

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I'll try boiling up some silicone sealer after that . . . .


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I guess you could try silika gel it would expand and get clogged in any holes?

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automotive cooking with roadkill


Move away from the dark side RK - this could lead to "Maintenance"

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this could lead to "Maintenance"


Mythbusters style maintenance I can handle . . . .

Removing dirt with a well placed petrol bomb is next, me thinks . . .

And nice title change.

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And nice title change


well it seemed right

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You can lose the (if you're interested bit) now . . . Add in Redneck and it's far more entertaining !

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i am amazed the chavscort is STILL not dead yet!!

55starchief

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i am amazed the chavscort is STILL not dead yet!!


maybe some one should tell top gear or ford about it

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escorts are just about  impossible to fully kill... they are like 305 chevys, they just wont quite quit...

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they are like 305 chevys, they just wont quite quit...


hehe yeah just look at my old one...
It's the time that we kill that keeps us alive...

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The Pepper hasn't stopped the leak . . . but it could very well have slowed it . . .

55starchief

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in with the egg whites then

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Yup . . . will inspect the "drip rate" this weekend . . .

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Nope.

Water leak not fixed . . .

Egg whites at next opportunity !


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hehe yeah just look at my old one...


ditto the one in my old cutlass.....


250,000 miles, a big end knock on startup, and still used to do countless 17 second passess (wow!) and huge burnouts down the pod!!