Author Topic: Update on the Chav'scort, Now including redneck automotive tips to keep it on the road (Read 6205 times)

Roadkill · « **Reply #50 on:** December 06, 2005, 09:29:33 pm »

HRC says he still has his Orion . . . apparently around the £200 mark.

I may have no choice.

Still no news . . . . .

FUBAR · « **Reply #51 on:** December 06, 2005, 10:38:21 pm »

That does sound like a wiser option, especially given the Steering Lock warning on the AACI forum

art b · « **Reply #52 on:** December 06, 2005, 10:47:49 pm »

was mentioned by redneck dave,that no one steals a micra,

could suit your sir

Roadkill · « **Reply #53 on:** December 06, 2005, 10:59:51 pm »

No one would steal a three-wheeler either, but . . . .

Jamieg285 · « **Reply #54 on:** December 06, 2005, 11:58:44 pm »

3-wheeler would be more fun....

Jamieg285 · « **Reply #55 on:** December 06, 2005, 11:59:02 pm »

Especially once you've crammed the V8 in.

Jamieg285 · « **Reply #56 on:** December 06, 2005, 11:59:22 pm »

Although I think it would probably have to go on the back seat.

55starchief · « **Reply #57 on:** December 07, 2005, 05:55:47 am »

now thats blatent Ho'ing jamie

Roadkill · « **Reply #58 on:** December 07, 2005, 07:33:33 am »

Noted.

Roadkill · « **Reply #59 on:** December 07, 2005, 08:48:27 pm »

Still no news but I may have secured new locks/ignition . . . .

We'll see if it's worth it . . .

55starchief · « **Reply #60 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:45:49 pm »

cool ebay mate? for the locks and ignition

Roadkill · « **Reply #61 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:47:05 pm »

No, my eldest brother believe it or not . . . He is helpful - Sometimes . . . . Call me sceptical but I have to wonder what he wants . . .

55starchief · « **Reply #62 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:48:18 pm »

more to the point why has he a set of locks for a escort?

Roadkill · « **Reply #63 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:52:23 pm »

O.K.

His Girlfriend has an Escort and has So many knocks and bumps in it he keeps a "Spare" car handy for parts !!!

Thankfully the Locks and Keys are available . . . .

55starchief · « **Reply #64 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:53:14 pm »

thats cool then, i ditched that spare airbag at the weekend though

Roadkill · « **Reply #65 on:** December 08, 2005, 06:50:38 pm »

O.K, now the officer in charge is off til Monday !!!

Lazy B*$t@rd - that's 3 working days out of 8 !!!

So I phone the garage who've got it (spoke to someone half useful this time) they say they can "Get me on my way" although the alarm would've disabled the car (

).

Steering lock is F*cked. Damage to back seat isn't "Too bad" and the Scrapes and dents "Aren't terrible".

No mention of the Stereo or CDs . . . . .

Finally there is a £105 recovery charge on the Vehicle !!!!!!

Even after I said I didn't want it recovered . . . Me thinks The police have deals going on with the recovery firms . . .

All in all Sh!t, really, and I may not even have it back 'til well into next week.

FUBAR · « **Reply #66 on:** December 08, 2005, 06:58:00 pm »

They really do take the piss don't they, 1stly the little chavs thieve you're car then the police thieve you're money!

Roadkill · « **Reply #67 on:** December 08, 2005, 07:16:00 pm »

I Give up.

I Brought a cheap car to make some extra cash to help pay for things . . .

Unfortunately Cheap = Nickable.

If I'd gone for something more secure it would just end up costing me more.

F*cks knows TBH.

philoldsmobile · « **Reply #68 on:** December 09, 2005, 04:50:01 am »

dean..

when you get the car back, i have a stoplock here i dont use, you can have it..

Roadkill · « **Reply #69 on:** December 09, 2005, 06:14:49 am »

Cheers, Mate.

55starchief · « **Reply #70 on:** December 09, 2005, 06:33:12 pm »

i am sure that steptoe and i could come up with a simple imobiliser for you mate, the more i think about it the more i might put a hiden switch in the diesel pump feed

Roadkill · « **Reply #71 on:** December 09, 2005, 08:49:11 pm »

Phoned the P.C "In charge" today.

I Said "Can I Pick my car up ?"

He said "Err, Yeah"

I Said "They need your say so"

He said "Yeah, You can have it"

I said "No, you need to phone them"

He said "Really, oh. You could've had it back on Tuesday, then . . "

F**kers.

Roadkill · « **Reply #72 on:** December 09, 2005, 08:50:31 pm »

Not sure what the F*ck is gonna happen yet, but I'm gonna try and pick it up tonight.

Incursus · « **Reply #73 on:** December 09, 2005, 10:03:25 pm »

Quoting: Roadkill

He said "Really, oh. You could've had it back on Tuesday, then . . "

If they charge you storage for all the rest of the week...........

Shame we don't have any solicitor friends

Jamieg285 · « **Reply #74 on:** December 10, 2005, 01:31:42 am »

Quoting: incursus

Shame we don't have any solicitor friends

We do, but the wrong sort.

Debbie will help you out when you've lost your rag and lamped the bloke.