Author Topic: Mechanic: I have sex with cars. (Read 583 times)

F Body · « **on:** March 09, 2007, 09:36:10 pm »

Must be true if it's in the Sun newspaper

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html

ianjpage · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:40:44 pm »

OK Then!!!!

55starchief · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:41:08 pm »

Quoting: F Body

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him a complete freak

Fieldy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:49:30 pm »

Seen that pic a couple years back...he looks just like an old freind from plymouth! (who isnt a mechanic)

EDGE · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:24:31 am »

WTF !!!

FUBAR · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:50:37 am »

Mercury Mistress!!!!

FUBAR · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:52:56 am »

Quoting: F Body

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

something you're not telling us m8...

it gives a whole new meaning to "Blow Job"... wouldn't he get exhaust shit up his Japs eye?

and why the fk is he shagging a Land (Range?)Rover...

sixpack2639 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2007, 05:24:08 am »

OMFG!!! It's bad enough he does it, but to publicly admit to it!

Rob · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2007, 07:30:58 am »

Quoting: FUBAR

shagging a Land (Range?)Rover...

These off road boys like it dirty......300bhp

Fieldy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2007, 12:04:26 pm »

The explicit version of the pic for the more disgusting ones of you out there!

Image deleted due to content - Ian

philoldsmobile · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2007, 12:37:34 pm »

that pic has been around for eons

FUBAR · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:57:51 pm »

Quoting: Fieldy

The explicit version of the pic for the more disgusting ones of you out there!

Thanks Fieldy... I really wanted to see that...