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Forum Information => Suggestions => Topic started by: Lusty Lass on April 18, 2006, 03:50:52 pm

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Lusty Lass on April 18, 2006, 03:50:52 pm

Just a suggestion:

a number of you have been members for yonks and have become Mega 'Ho's, Low Down Dirty 'Ho's....

Let's face it, the rate of Ho'ing means that us trainee's could never hope to catch up.

Just wondered if we could go communist - share out the wealth and all become the same type of 'Ho and to start again with the race to the top of Hodom!!!


I not, how about trying this:   http://www.hoslap.net/   ?

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: 55starchief on April 18, 2006, 03:52:34 pm

wouldnt make any difference luv, the rate some of us post you would be left behind in a week.

here is the top 10 for this  month

Roadkill    682    
55starchief    508    
Jamieg285    331    
philoldsmobile    291    
Incursus    273    
...    141     Titsy
...    131     Lusty Lass
...    107     VIPER
...    101     FUBAR
...    72     ianjpage

looks like your doing ok to me

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Lusty Lass on April 18, 2006, 03:56:21 pm

Oh bum! Guess some people were born to be 'Ho's and others quite obviously were not!!!!!!

How did you get on in Ho slap?

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Roadkill on April 18, 2006, 03:57:53 pm

Quoting: Lusty Lass

a number of you have been members for yonks

Less then six months. (http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/dontknow.gif)

Quoting: Lusty Lass

trainee's could never hope to catch up.

Work Harder.

Quoting: Lusty Lass

share out the wealth

The MKB demand excellence !!!
If you are falling behind you will fail !!!

Much like the the weak one in the heard.

Quoting: Lusty Lass

how about trying this

I slapped that Ho 365mph !!! Pimptastic.

Now we'll hear no more of this silly communist talk. (http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/smirk.gif)

We're elite-ist here.

(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/lol.gif)

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Titsy on April 18, 2006, 05:54:28 pm

Quoting: Roadkill

slapped that Ho 365mph !!! Pimptastic

It seems your Pimp Slapping skills just arn't upto my standard Roadkill...

(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g166/slice_of_toast/pimpslap.jpg)

Now that's what I call Pimpin'... (http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/cool.gif)

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: 55starchief on April 18, 2006, 05:57:22 pm

Damit cant play with a track pad most i can get is 220

What you need is a ball type mouse like with spank the monkey which this is a copy of

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Incursus on April 18, 2006, 06:47:17 pm

Highest i got was 400 (http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/down.gif)

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Titsy on April 18, 2006, 06:48:01 pm

Bow down to my superior Pimpness.....(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/cool.gif)

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Roadkill on April 19, 2006, 08:29:44 am

Hmm, Optical mouse and no mat . . . .

Still, at least I pimp slap with style. (http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/cool.gif)

(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/slap.gif)

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Jamieg285 on April 19, 2006, 08:31:53 am

I got a 371.  No idea how, couldn't work out how the damn thing worked.

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Roadkill on April 19, 2006, 08:53:18 am

(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/smirk.gif)

Click and hold on the "Hand" - slide your mouse (with hand) into Da' Ho'.

As fast as you can - pimptastic !!!

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Jamieg285 on April 19, 2006, 08:59:00 am

Yes, that was the theory.  However, most times, the hand would stop before I got to the Ho'. I would move the mouse back to have another go, and the hand would slap her.

Gave up in the end.

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Roadkill on April 19, 2006, 09:00:16 am

Yeah, it's pretty complicated. (http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/rofls.gif)

(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/tongue.gif)

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Incursus on April 19, 2006, 09:04:00 am

Quoting: Jamieg285

However, most times, the hand would stop before I got to the Ho'

Have to admit I had the same problem.(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/down.gif)

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Roadkill on April 19, 2006, 09:06:11 am

Softies.

You'll never make a good pimp if ya can't pimp-slap your Ho's. (http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/cool.gif)

Title: Calling all 'Ho's
Post by: Incursus on April 19, 2006, 09:12:37 am

Quoting: Roadkill

You'll never make a good pimp if ya can't pimp-slap your Ho's

(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/sadl.gif)

(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/can.gif)