1 "That's not fair" You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?
2 A heart is not measured by how much it loves, but how much it is loved in return
3 A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to
4 Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I can not take away
5 Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive
6 But the hearts of men are easily corrupted
7 But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan
8 Come with me if you want to live
9 did you crack one? man, you could've warned somebody. I had my mouth open and everything
10 Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
11 Doc you're telling me you made a TIME MACHINE our of a DELORIAN
12 Don't push it. Don't push it, or I'll give you a war you won't believe.
13 Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job
14 Failure is not an option
15 Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, & I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
16 Get three coffins ready (number of shots fired).. My mistake. Four coffins.
17 God bless the internet
18 Hasta la vista, Baby
19 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
20 'I'm too old for this shit!
21 He fancies you my Lady. I may be blind, but some things I still see
22 Here's looking at you, kid
23 He's killing us one at a time...he's using the trees
24 Hey You! You're still dangerous. You can be my wing-man anytime
25 I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking, or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me
26 I feel the need The need for speed
27 I find your lack of faith disturbing
28 I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five?
29 I laugh in the face of danger. HA HA HA HA HA!
30 I should be mindful of the future
31 I want the fairy tale
32 I wish I was little again
33 If I'm not back in five minutes.. wait longer
34 If it bleeds, we can kill it
35 If she were president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln
36 I'll have what she's having
37 I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
38 I'm a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal endoskeleton
39 I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is
40 I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
41 Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
42 In case of emergency, stick your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye!
43 In space no one can hear you scream
44 Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% inpirstion, 3% electricity and 2% Butter scotch ripple
45 It should take you four seconds to walk out that door. I'll give you two
46 It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles
47 I've seen 'The Exorcist' about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it
48 Jenny, I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is
49 Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
50 Kid - the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia
51 Kneel before Zod
52 Laugh it up, fuzzball
53 Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that every one liked. They left that to the BeeGees.
54 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look once in awhile, you could miss it
55 Look, Daddy! Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings
56 Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel
57 No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive!
58 Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
59 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
60 Oh no you did not shoot that green shit at me!
61 Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!
62 Right turn, Clyde
63 Show me the money
64 Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
65 So, Peter, you've become a pirate
66 Stupid is as stupid does
67 That thing's operational!
68 The car right? Chicks love the car
69 The dead only know one thing: it's better to be alive
70 The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun
71 The word I'm looking for I can't say because there are playschool toys present
72 Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times
73 There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross the river
74 There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path
75 This is my house. I have to defend it.
76 This whole operation was a mole hunt
77 Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome
78 Try not. Do or do not. There is no try
79 Wax on. Wax off
80 We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!.HIT IT!!!
81 We shall watch your career with great interest
82 Welcome to Earth...now that's what I call a close encounter!!
83 What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world
84 What's the use in risking the lives of the 8 of us to save one guy?
85 When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?
86 Where does he get those wonderful toys?
87 Why must we have such fear and doubt over such a little thing?
88 Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?" - "Security
89 Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!
90 With great power comes great responsibility
91 You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought
92 You ever met anybody you didn't kill?
93 You guys give up yet or are you thirsty for more?
94 you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villany
95 Your entrance was good, his was better
96 Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong
97 You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!
98 You're tearing me apart
99 You're the best time I've ever had
100 Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead
