Quoting: 300bhp per ton
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies).
Quoting: 300bhp per ton
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer,and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Knat's Urine,with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen,Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/roll.gif) (http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/funny.gif)
Quoting: 300bhp per ton
All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good.
(http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/confused.gif) (http://www.mkb.cc/forum/smileys/tongue.gif)
Quoting: John Cleese
6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football.
Not exactly correct both europe and canada play. Its also a growing sport in this country with university teams along with others
Quoting: John Cleese
It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies)
In the early years the game was played with no protection. By the turn of the 20th century, football had become notoriously dangerous; 18 college players died in 1905 alone.Colleges responded with a series of rule changes to open up the game, most importantly the forward pass, along with outlawing dangerous formations such as the "flying wedge", and introducing and requiring better equipment such as helmets.