Author Topic: Calling all 'Ho's (Read 5869 times)

Lusty Lass · « **on:** April 18, 2006, 03:50:52 pm »

Just a suggestion:

a number of you have been members for yonks and have become Mega 'Ho's, Low Down Dirty 'Ho's....

Let's face it, the rate of Ho'ing means that us trainee's could never hope to catch up.

Just wondered if we could go communist - share out the wealth and all become the same type of 'Ho and to start again with the race to the top of Hodom!!!

I not, how about trying this: http://www.hoslap.net/ ?

55starchief · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2006, 03:52:34 pm »

wouldnt make any difference luv, the rate some of us post you would be left behind in a week.

here is the top 10 for this month

Roadkill    682
55starchief    508
Jamieg285    331
philoldsmobile    291
Incursus    273
...    141     Titsy
...    131     Lusty Lass
...    107     VIPER
...    101     FUBAR
...    72     ianjpage

looks like your doing ok to me

Lusty Lass · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2006, 03:56:21 pm »

Oh bum! Guess some people were born to be 'Ho's and others quite obviously were not!!!!!!

How did you get on in Ho slap?

Roadkill · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2006, 03:57:53 pm »

Quoting: Lusty Lass

a number of you have been members for yonks

Less then six months.

Quoting: Lusty Lass

trainee's could never hope to catch up.

Work Harder.

Quoting: Lusty Lass

share out the wealth

The MKB demand excellence !!!
If you are falling behind you will fail !!!

Much like the the weak one in the heard.

Quoting: Lusty Lass

how about trying this

I slapped that Ho 365mph !!! Pimptastic.

Now we'll hear no more of this silly communist talk.

We're elite-ist here.

Titsy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2006, 05:54:28 pm »

Quoting: Roadkill

slapped that Ho 365mph !!! Pimptastic

It seems your Pimp Slapping skills just arn't upto my standard Roadkill...

Now that's what I call Pimpin'...

55starchief · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2006, 05:57:22 pm »

Damit cant play with a track pad most i can get is 220

What you need is a ball type mouse like with spank the monkey which this is a copy of

Incursus · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2006, 06:47:17 pm »

Highest i got was 400

Titsy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2006, 06:48:01 pm »

Bow down to my superior Pimpness.....

Roadkill · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2006, 08:29:44 am »

Hmm, Optical mouse and no mat . . . .

Still, at least I pimp slap with style.

Jamieg285 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2006, 08:31:53 am »

I got a 371. No idea how, couldn't work out how the damn thing worked.

Roadkill · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2006, 08:53:18 am »

Click and hold on the "Hand" - slide your mouse (with hand) into Da' Ho'.

As fast as you can - pimptastic !!!

Jamieg285 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2006, 08:59:00 am »

Yes, that was the theory. However, most times, the hand would stop before I got to the Ho'. I would move the mouse back to have another go, and the hand would slap her.

Gave up in the end.

Roadkill · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:00:16 am »

Yeah, it's pretty complicated.

Incursus · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:04:00 am »

Quoting: Jamieg285

However, most times, the hand would stop before I got to the Ho'

Have to admit I had the same problem.

Roadkill · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:06:11 am »

Softies.

You'll never make a good pimp if ya can't pimp-slap your Ho's.

Incursus · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:12:37 am »

Quoting: Roadkill

You'll never make a good pimp if ya can't pimp-slap your Ho's