Update on the Chav'scort, Now including redneck automotive tips to keep it on the road

[Roadkill]

Well.  I've had the Chav'scort now for 16 full days.

In that time I've travelled 2,310 Miles in her = 145 miles a day.

On monday I put £41 in her which got 430 = 9.5p per mile.

So.

I've done approx 2,050 (work) miles in her = £820 in "Own car" expenses.

2,050 miles would've cost me £192.

£820 - £192 = £628.

Cost of Chav'scort = £400.

£628 - 400 = £228.

Insurance cost £296.

£228 - £296 = - £68.

Basically.  When I drive to Southampton again on Tuesday the Chav'scort would've paid for herself and her insurance within 3 weeks.

Damn.  Should've done this earlier.

Now all funds raised from the Chav'scort will go into the Cadillac / Camaro Funds.  (although my mileage isn't likely to be that high again for sometime . . . . )

[FUBAR]

Quoting: Roadkill

Basically. When I drive to Southampton again on Tuesday the Chav'scort would've paid for herself and her insurance within 3 weeks.

Damn man!!!

chalk one up for the mundane daily driver!

[Roadkill]

You mean Slow, dirty mundane daily driver.

[art b]

top job that gives ya more readys for spendin on ya real cars!!
chavscort suits you sir!

[Roadkill]

Quoting: art b

chavscort suits you sir!

That's plain insulting, Art.

But I know what you mean.

[art b]

i can do fancy/poncey insulting as well you know!

[Roadkill]

[art b]

[FUBAR]

[Incursus]

[Jamieg285]

[55starchief]

[Roadkill]

Random Post thread, Eh ?

Well . . . . .



!!!

[F Body]

Quoting: art b

chavscort suits you sir!

Hee Hee talk about turn arounds ?
I go all Yank and you go Chavscort , mind you so is Philo now

[Roadkill]

Let's just remember that I've got TWO Yanks as well.  

[F Body]

First one to three ?

No sorry Ian page has already surpassed that one !

First one to ten

[philoldsmobile]

tis doing you well then mate!

[Roadkill]

Quoting: philoldsmobile

tis doing you well then mate!

Yeah, The top end tapping concerns me when I hear it . . . so I just turn the stereo up.

Problem sorted.

[F Body]

Quoting: Roadkill

The top end tapping concerns me when I hear it . . . so I just turn the stereo up.

Problem sorted.

Reminds me of the time when an elderly friend took his Metro to the garage because of a rattling in/near the hatch.

It's a radio problem Sir !
But I don't listern to the radio ?

Well turn the radio on and you won't hear it

[philoldsmobile]

its the lifters - CVH's are famous for it..

it never got any worse in 15,000 miles with me, and my neighbour has had a fiesta with that engnie in that rattles 100 times worse than the chavscort. its never let her down..

[Roadkill]

Headlight bulb's died.

Thought it was dark yesterday morning . . . .

[art b]

take it back to the seller

hardly worth repairing now!!!!! pmsl

[Roadkill]

I KNOW !!!

Mind you, wiping off the headlights last night made a major difference.

(It's the closest I'll get to cleaning it for a while . . . . )

[philoldsmobile]

whoda thunk!

[Roadkill]