Update on the Chav'scort, Now including redneck automotive tips to keep it on the road

Started by Roadkill, November 24, 2005, 12:32:23 PM

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Roadkill

HRC says he still has his Orion . . . apparently around the £200 mark.

I may have no choice.

Still no news . . . . .

FUBAR

That does sound like a wiser option, especially given the Steering Lock warning on the AACI forum
It's the time that we kill that keeps us alive...

art b

was mentioned by redneck dave,that no one steals a micra,
could suit your sir
This forum needs, ''YOU'' posting,Not just reading ! :moon:

Roadkill



Jamieg285


Jamieg285


55starchief



Roadkill

Still no news but I may have secured new locks/ignition . . . .

We'll see if it's worth it . . .

55starchief


Roadkill

No, my eldest brother believe it or not . . . He is helpful - Sometimes . . . . Call me sceptical but I have to wonder what he wants . . .

55starchief


Roadkill

O.K.

His Girlfriend has an Escort and has So many knocks and bumps in it he keeps a "Spare" car handy for parts !!!

Thankfully the Locks and Keys are available . . . .

55starchief


Roadkill

O.K, now the officer in charge is off til Monday !!!

Lazy B*$t@rd - that's 3 working days out of 8 !!!

So I phone the garage who've got it (spoke to someone half useful this time) they say they can "Get me on my way" although the alarm would've disabled the car (???).

Steering lock is F*cked.  Damage to back seat isn't "Too bad" and the Scrapes and dents "Aren't terrible".

No mention of the Stereo or CDs . . . . .

Finally there is a £105 recovery charge on the Vehicle !!!!!!

Even after I said I didn't want it recovered . . . Me thinks The police have deals going on with the recovery firms . . .

All in all Sh!t, really, and I may not even have it back 'til well into next week.


FUBAR

They really do take the piss don't they, 1stly the little chavs thieve you're car then the police thieve you're money!
It's the time that we kill that keeps us alive...

Roadkill

I Give up.

I Brought a cheap car to make some extra cash to help pay for things . . .

Unfortunately Cheap = Nickable.

If I'd gone for something more secure it would just end up costing me more.

F*cks knows TBH.

philoldsmobile

dean..

when you get the car back, i have a stoplock here i dont use, you can have it..


55starchief

i am sure that steptoe and i could come up with a simple imobiliser for you mate, the more i think about it the more i might put a hiden switch in the diesel pump feed

Roadkill

Phoned the P.C "In charge" today.

I Said "Can I Pick my car up ?"

He said "Err, Yeah"

I Said "They need your say so"

He said "Yeah, You can have it"

I said "No, you need to phone them"

He said "Really, oh.  You could've had it back on Tuesday, then . . "

F**kers.

Roadkill

Not sure what the F*ck is gonna happen yet, but I'm gonna try and pick it up tonight.

Incursus

Quoting: Roadkill
He said "Really, oh. You could've had it back on Tuesday, then . . "


If they charge you storage for all the rest of the week...........

Shame we don't have any solicitor friends

Jamieg285

Quoting: incursus
Shame we don't have any solicitor friends


We do, but the wrong sort.

Debbie will help you out when you've lost your rag and lamped the bloke.